Check this out freshly borrowed from the 800lbs. Gorilla guys. This is funny so I decided to put it on my blog.
I was born in Odessa, Ukraine on October 4th, 25 years ago. My childhood was lame I was sick all the time and didn't go outside and play or have friends. When I was eight we left Ukraine for USA through Yugoslavia, Austria, and Italy. We arrived in Michigan in 1991 I think in February. So it was lame and we moved to LA a year later.
Grew up in big bad Los Angeles. The rest you will need to get to know me to find out.