
The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch does not actually detect falsehoods. We didn't want to inconvenience the small percentage of readership that sometimes takes these trifles a tad too seriously. As a general rule, any electronic depicting a cow's arse is not worth one's emotional investment. But to each his own.
The $39.95 Universal Bullshit Detector Watch can tell time, but it can also make "moo" and "poo" noises at the touch of a button. According to the manufacturer, your friend will question from whence came the sound (and this is when you come in):
"Oh, my deepest apologies Philip. I seem to have left my bull...pfff...haha...one second...hahaha...I'm ok...I seem to have left...ooh, spit my milk a bit...I...I seem to have left my bullshit detector on!"
And then Philip will feel most foolish. – Mark Wilson
I hope someone can invent something this cool. Just image your sitting there and you girlfriend tells you yeah she is going out with the girls on Friday. But you super duper B's watch instructs you she actually set something up with that new guy in accounting at her work. So you catch her on the lie. You proceed to yelling and screaming then you lash out and scream I hope he is gay. Followed by lots or crying and weeping hopefully in a private place like you mom basement which you vacated just months prior lol. Well now you have all that time to get reacquainted with that trusty XBOX and don't need to spent any time with miss office hoe.
Ok I'm done with the rant now. But anyways I would to know anytime people are just B's you like art the dealers or when you buying a tv. I'm just looking for a tuned down version from my rant I would just like a beep so I can smack the person B's you.
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